- For the character that has personality similar to the YTMND user, see Suzanne (Salvozanne character)
YTMND user Suzanne is an activist of the Salvo Underground Zone And Nerd Network Enterprise, and a current day user of YTMND who has left a big impression on users in 2015.
Suzanne is known as THE QUEEN OF YTMND
Lampooning of the name "Suzanne"
This user is a fan of some celebrities such as Leonard Cohen (he himself made a song titled "Suzanne"), and also a fan of Suzanne Vega whom some know as the "Mother of the MP3". Vega's song "Tom's Diner" is a recurring track on YTMND sites. This user is also a fan of Suzanne Somers, and the user has a tendency to make fun of any celebrity named "Suzanne", as well as even go as far as lampooning Susan Sarandon and Susan Boyle, as well as lampoon similarly named celebrities with Susan as a first name and even similar names such as Susanna are also lampooned such as Susanna Hoffs from the Bangles.
The name Suzanne and similar names are lampooned to the extent of even switching around similar names when making sites. For example the site titled (NSFW} Suzanne Sarandon fucks Susan Somers tries to make it funny to switch similar names such as Susan and Suzanne, and this YTMND user has the opinion that the names are so similar they might as well just be used interchangeably.
The lampooning of the name "Suzanne" is such, that a back-formation in the form of Zanne, is applied to lots of neologisms coined by the Salvo Underground Zone And Nerd Network Enterprise, such as SUPREMOZANNE, Lurgzanne, Salvozanne etc.
The letter Q has gotten involved with this lampooning as well, since its part of the famous name Susie Q. That name has even spun off into other names such as Suzannecue, which was part of the Space Ghost's Musical Suzannecue album concept (yet to be released from Suzanne Records). This "Susie Q" concept has even gone as far as lampooning other names such as Stacey Q, with the site titled Staceanne, since it wanted to form a portmanteau word.
With YTMND user Suzanne's projected goal to outnumber Kacen's sites, this has lead to coining new nicknames such as Kasan and Kazanne to refer to that user. It also has lead to a misselling of Susan, in the form of Sucen, in which these nicknames could refer to both Suzanne and Kacen on the site count race.
Origin of username
The origin for choosing the username Suzanne has been a subject of debate during The Suzanne Era Of YTMND. YTMND user Suzanne herself has purported that the username was chosen to represent the Salvo Underground Zone And Nerd Network Enterprise activist group, which itself was named after Suzanne Vega, who is "mother of the MP3" of which the concept of "free entertainment" stems from the MP3 file format's fame for being associated with services like Napster and LimeWire which distributed free MP3s of music.
Some sources purport that YTMND user Suzanne was named after Leonard Cohen's song of the same name since YTMND user Suzanne has made many sites that try too hard to convince Internet users that Leonard Cohen is addicted to Goatse (some of which feature Leonard Cohen's song titled Suzanne). Along with that, other sources purport that Suzanne Somers may have been the influence since images of her have been used in random sites made by YTMND user Suzanne.
Other, less important reasons for why the username was chosen, was because perhaps this internet personality wanted to pull off the EPIC USERNAME GRAB, as well as use that username to reinforce any humor about Leonard Cohen since Suzanne was also the name of one of his songs.
YTMND user Suzanne has some behavioral discrepancies that obscure the apparent gender of this user. The type of lifestyle this user has is that of a male leader, though the name Suzanne itself is nominally a feminine name, though loyalty to an activist group may have allowed a male user to override nominal gender parameters of the name itself.
A similar dilemma exists with the YTMND user woman though she (or he because of gender ambiguity) used to downvote Suzanne sites, but now she (I mean, he) is more loyal than ever before as the Salvo Underground Zone And Nerd Network Enterprise has become more respected by activists.
Real allies of YTMND user Suzanne will say "she" when referring to her, while detractors will say "he" when referring to him, so this confirms that YTMND user Suzanne is a hermaphrodite.
- DrewPickles (Johnny Lurg)
- QiangYi (Pichu)
- FormerlyFeaturedFaggyUser (this user is responsible for making defamatory comments about Suzanne activists on YTMND.)
Generosity to other YTMND users
YTMND user Suzanne has been known to vote 5 on most sites she's seen. Suzanne doesn't just vote on sites, she's also a generous user to be upvoting other users' sites. Suzanne has voted 5 on sites that would normally deserve no more than one star by the average YTMND user. However, trolls on YTMND would thumb down comments made by Suzanne, even if they were paired with a 5 star vote.
Suzanne was so generous to other YTMND users, that she even offered accolades to sites that made it to Up And Coming, in which even Suzanne herself had sites make it into up and coming, but not without trolls accusing her of using "alts". So many other YTMND users have alts, that its unfair to have Suzanne be the center of controversy in late 2015.
Suzanne was so generous to other users on YTMND, that it really revealed how ungrateful the downvoting trolls are.
Although this user has struggled to summon activists, and has sites that have crappy ratings, YTMND user Suzanne has had some legacy among loyal fans such as redblade7, Johnny Lurg (YTMND user DrewPickles), Pichu (QiangYi), and some others of whom have praised this user in their YTMND sites too. Some sites by Suzanne have still managed to appear in Up And Coming despite MID-TO-LOW ratings on many Suzanne sites. For instance, a site relating to the movie Jurassic World (scheduled for release in June 2015) has appeared on UP AND COMING (i.e. Jurassic World Trailer) in late November 2014; in which a movie with some hype may have helped give Suzanne some stardom to have a YTMND site about it.
In the era of which YTMND is in now, the current era of YTMND has been unofficially titled the "Suzanne Era" of YTMND, in which fads in the "Suzanne Era" of YTMND involve Impurity, ... joins Suzanne, I'm not ???, Ditto Does and Freakazoid. Johnny Lurg's affiliation with Suzanne has left a great impression on YTMND as of yet. Suzanne's involvement with being the admin of this wiki for YTMND also makes YTMND user Suzanne look important since lots of articles on this YTMND wiki have mentioned YTMND user Suzanne, along with the Salvo Underground Zone And Nerd Network Enterprise activist group.
Around Christmas 2014, YTMND user Suzanne has gotten some XMAS-related sites onto UP AND COMING. Around New Years Eve of 2014 into New Years Day of 2015, some other Suzanne sites have entered Up And Coming as well.
Since early 2015, lots more Suzanne sites have been appearing in Up And Coming, so which lots of accolades have been given to Suzanne for such great activism for free entertainment making YTMND sites.
On March 11, 2015; another YTMND user bearing the name Luzanna has created a parallel universe for Suzanne's personality on YTMND. Later on Luzanna would betray the Suzanne movement with downvotes and a site to lobby for a ban of Suzanne. During Luzanna's betrayal, a campaign titled Ban Suzanne was started as an April Fools joke for 2015, and Suzanne reacted with sites aggressively talking down on detractors, apparently this marks some revolution with the Salvo Underground Zone And Nerd Network Enterprise activist group.
On July 31, 2015 at around 4:30AM EST, Suzanne made her 1000th site of which depicts several famous characters that portray the users who look up to this user. Suzanne would become the 10th YTMND user to have 1,000 or more sites.
Even though Suzanne deleted all her siters on October 19, 2015 in response to SamuraiClinton's family being informed about this, her legacy will live on at other websites too.
Role in defining The "Suzanne Era" Of YTMND
With such great ambition of being a free entertainment activist, YTMND user Suzanne keeps stating in comments that YTMND itself is an example of "free entertainment" since nobody needs any paid subscription to look at YTMND sites, or even create them.
And because YTMND user Suzanne also runs the unofficial YTMND Wiki (known as User:Rodanthe on Wikia), it has further helped to leave an impression on YTMND users. The ambition of YTMND user Suzanne is such, that (s)he even conceived the term "Suzanne Era" for YTMND since activism of the Salvo Underground Zone And Nerd Network Enterprise afte recruiting some YTMND users such as DrewPickles (aka Johnny Lurg), mleep, redblade7 and some others would convey the activism. A new approach on editing the YTMND Wiki would also lead to the creation of a page titled The Suzanne Era Of YTMND (though originally just Suzanne Era).
Because of all this, the name Suzanne by itself would eventually become a synonym for VOTING 5 (or Upvoting) sites, so which the concept of voting 5 on almost all sites was simply a statement about being a free entertainment activist.
It is also noted that YTMND had some "eras", such as the Golden Era, which encompasses many sites made prior to 2009, and the term Pre-Suzanne Era has been coined for the timeline between 2009 and mid-2014 since that era was a dismal era for YTMND, until YTMND user Suzanne had a strong initiative.
On October 19, 2015, The Suzanne Era has ended since user Suzanne has deleted all her sites and scheduled herself for deletion, which was a panic response to The Suzamurai Quentin Scandal.
Even though Suzanne quit YTMND proper, she has gone on a new quest to remake YTMND sites as YouTube videos in an effort to continue the legacy of being a YTMND user without actually being on YTMND proper. She's even gone as far as remaking old YTMND sites made by other users too.
- Main article: Suzamurai Quentin Scandal
On April 18, 2015, Suzanne has scheduled deletion of the account due to FormerlyFeaturedFaggyUser's defamatory spam about Clinton Moore (aka SamuraiClinton) and his family, in which this activist group has done this as a security measure to protect the activists of this activist group, though this decision was overturned because SantabotAI recommended that Suzanne not do that.
April fools 2015 joke
With so many anti-Suzanne sites being made during the month of March 2015, now users such as beatingadeadhorseoff and Luzanna are lobbying for a ban of this user, and this negative energy spun off into a fad titled Ban Suzanne, this Ban Suzanne fad would be an April Fools joke for 2015.
Allegations of alt accounts
Some YTMND users such as gr33nscr33n have alleged that Suzanne is somebody's alt since loyal activists of the Salvo Underground Zone And Nerd Network Enterprise tend to be easy targets for criticism by YTMND users with negative attitudes. Other users have also alleged Suzanne to be an alt of Johnny Lurg, as well as Nisa (Nunica Internet Social Alliance even though Nisa is a rival activist group).
In late May 2015, another series of "Ban Suzanne" sites have been made by pissed off users. Also, there has been some sites made alleging alts of Suzanne.
Since allegations of alt accounts have been off-and-on in the latter half of 2015, user Suzanne has even gone as far as not logging on anymore as of mid October users have become even more intimidating with harassment while they have held innocent users hostage accusing others of being "alts" when they are not.
Moratoriums on comments and new sites
- Main articles: Suzanne's YTMND Moratorium of June 2015, Suzanne's YTMND Moratorium of August 2015 and Suzanne's YTMND Moratorium of September 2015
On May 29, 2015, it was decided by YTMND user Suzanne that a moratorium on new sites and new comments has been put into effect as a stop-gap measure in response to recent criticism from users advocating to ban this user, alongside an experiment to see if FormerlyFeaturedFaggyUser would stop spamming links to vulnerable autistic people, alongside being an experiment to see if user beatingadeadhorseoff would be convinced that user Suzanne was capable of "listening to his advice". Since Suzanne has been a "lightning rod" for criticism from users such as vtech, more security measures have been put into place to ensure that users stop making sites accusing Suzanne of using alts to upvote sites. As a hypothesis, this moratorium should bail Suzanne out of a possible ban, seeing as sites titled "Ban Suzanne" have been made before.
Some sites made by Suzanne were also deleted as a security measure. But on June 12, 2015 Suzanne came back to YTMND, of which has coincided with the theatrical screening of Jurassic World.
all three of these moratoriums would coincide with the release of a volume of SUZANNE'S SUPREMO SOUNDTRACK.
YTMND user Suzanne initially decided not to log on again until spring of 2016 as a security measure since users have been harassing her, and other innocent users over Suzanne's charisma.
On October 19, 2015, a family member of an activist of the Suzanne movement received an email (likely from gr33nscr33n), and it scared the shit out of that activist. So as a response to this, Suzanne has deleted all her sites, and scheduled herself for deletion. It could also be that other users who look up to Suzanne, especially newcomers who are falsely accused of being "alts" when they are not are also bound to get Suzanne, and activists of the Salvo Underground Zone And Nerd Network Enterprise in general in trouble with stupid users.
When max logged on in Feburary 11, 2016, he deleted the Suzanne account.
Dispute on the ending of "The Suzanne Era"
On late June 2015, redblade7 disputed Suzanne's idea for ending the Suzanne Era, so this lead to a debate.
Almost all nicknames for this user are also synonymous with the Salvo Underground Zone And Nerd Network Enterprise itself.
- Staceanne (stems from the site Staceanne which parodies the name Stacey Q which itself is a parody of the name Susie Q
- Susan* (because this user insists that the names "Susan" and "Suzanne" might as well just be used interchangeably)
- Suzanne B. Anthony (an homage to historical figure Susan B. Anthony, in which YTMND user Suzanne also wants to "free the slaves" from record companies with the Salvo Underground Zone And Nerd Network Enterprise's activism), name coined with this site.
- for more examples, see the subpage
As YTMND user Suzanne became more famous for the year 2015 on YTMND, lots of YTMND users have even gotten nicknames with the zanne suffix to refer to their support for this YTMND user, as well as the Salvo Underground Zone And Nerd Network Enterprise activist group itself.
Origin of the username?
YTMND user Suzanne is a username that was chosen to reflect a Salvo, North Carolina based activist group of the same name, of which in turn this activist group's name is an acronym for Salvo Underground Zone And Nerd Network Enterprise.
Many users on YTMND think that the username was chosen because of Suzanne Somers' fame and sexiness. However, the actual orgin of this name came from Suzanne Vega whom is known as "mother of the MP3" (which is also the reason why it is the name of the aforementioned activist group). But Suzanne Somers would become the avatar for YTMND user Suzanne after so many sites depicting her were made by Suzanne.
Other theories include Leonard Cohen's song of that title as the origin since so many sites mentioning or featuring Leonard Cohen featured the Goatse image as a prank to define a new stereotype for Leonard Cohen.
- YTMND user Suzanne was the user who posted the last YTMND site of 2014 before the New Years countdown to 2015 (i.e. LESS THAN AN HOUR B4 2015, though this has been disputed with YTMND user woman's claim of another site having the title,  [see comments])
- On January 5, 2015 at around 7:11 AM EST, YTMND user Suzanne's site titled #SUPREMO #Hashzanne went onto Up And Coming as an outcome of a downvote on one of Umfuld's sites, of which for shits and giggles, Suzanne claims that Leonard Cohen's Goatse ass was the tactic involved (see comment)
- As a response to this accolade, the site #SSS #SUPREMO #Hashzanne was made as a sequel.
- On January 16, 2015, YTMND user Suzanne made a site titled TESTMND: HAZARD WARNING FLASHER so users of YTMND could load the site on their smartphones and tablet computers to see if their tablet computers could allow their screens to act as "hazard flashers" for roadside pullovers.
- YTMND user Suzanne's YTMND birthday is on the same month as Leonard Cohen's, though not on the same day.
- Even though max deleted Suzanne on February 11, 2016, another user reclaimed the Suzanne username to protect other YTMND users from claiming it in fear of a troll using it to subvert Suzanne's reputation.
- Suzanne's impact on YTMND even lead to Suzanne references to occur on Google Images search results for "YTMND" by itself.
Subpages so the main page can be kept in order...
- Suzanne (YTMND user)/accolades
- Suzanne (YTMND user)/cameos
- Suzanne (YTMND user)/gallery (a gallery of Suzanne-related images)
- Suzanne (YTMND user)/nicknames, alternate nicknames to refer to this YTMND user, some of which even refer to other YTMND users who admire Suzanne.
- Suzanne (YTMND user)/sites
- Suzanne (YTMND user)/safety precautions
- Suzanne (YTMND character), a character spun off from YTMND user Suzanne, so which she would continue the legacy of the user since the user quit YTMND.
- Salvo Underground Zone And Nerd Network Enterprise, the actual namesake for the YTMND user, since Suzanne is an acronym for this activist group's name.
- Suzanne Somers, an avatar for the YTMND user
- Suzanne Vega, the actual origin for the name Suzanne which is an acronym Salvo Underground Zone And Nerd Network Enterprise activist group, which in turn the YTMND username was named after this.
- Unofficial YTMND contraband, article made as a response to the trolls calling out the user.